Larry in Real Life



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December 15, 2007 —  (Page 1 of 3)
You know those cartoons of the frustrated worker? Red cheeks, check valves for his pupils, popped-out collar stays and steam coming out of his ears? That’s me. I can’t ask anyone else for advice; only you can help me. You see, I am a bit of an advice-giver myself: I write a column for a software development newspaper. Nothing fancy, just a few hundred words on trends, practices that have proven to be worthy, and probably more references to Prolog than are strictly necessary. Now, though, the only thing that I can think to write is “Software cannot be developed without testing!” and then cutting and pasting 100 times. And you know how editors are about “stunt” columns.

But as you know, the form demands a certain presentation—if every story is not a success, than at least problems are recognized before they get out of hand. Mistakes, when discussed, are either those of others or those of the distant past (the foolish things I did with Prolog).

Let me give you some background. I engaged with a small company about rapidly developing some features for clients unhappy about the overall speed of system development. Pretty typical stuff: Pick some low-dangling fruit that’s never been given high priority, get some easy “wins” to take the pressure off.

What was supposed to be a simple automation task turned out to require not only supervision but also a large amount of “manual overrides” of this and that parameter. Who gave the client the impression that the system had “manual overrides”? Me! When I was developing it and a funky input value created an erroneous output, I said, “I can manually override that,” and then inserted a “magic number” into my code. I’m so ashamed! But it gets even worse, as the next month’s run showed funky values to be a regular occurrence, which, of course, I should have known since funky values are like cockroaches: If you see one, you’ve got a hundred.




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